I am a... (forum game)

I am a hacker *hacks into people account*

I am myself! *stares evilly at Jackob*

I am a joker *laughs evilly*

I am Spider Man...! *climbs up large buildings like a Boss*

I am a normal spider! "Pfft. B**** please."

I am a Goliath Bird Eating Spider! *chews hungrily on bird*

I am that guy in the your signature *Gives fistpound*

I am PewDiePie! *BARREL! It's a brofist!* (you probably have no idea what I just said. XD)

I am myself *eye widen*

I am a flying pig! *flies over farm*

I am a goose *I can fly!*

I am an eagle out of nowhere! *attacks goose*

I am a person watching that video! "Lawl, silly eagle, geese are for kids!" O3O

I am my dog! *barks and shivers in fear at geese flying and making freaky sounds!!* T^T

I am myself *doing chores*

I am myself! *is in bed and supposed to be asleep because its really late* XD

I am laughing *laughs*

I live in San Diego! It's only 4:07 PM here.

I am in the UK! *it is 12:13 AM here.... XD*

I am an albatross! *dances randomly*

I live in New York City *Rocks out the fashions there*

I am a cloud! *goes over the world before raining away*

I am a rainbow going over the UK! *everyone freaks out and mistakes it for the end of the world*

I am my friend Severina! *sees a double rainbow and posts a picture of it on G+ just to make everyone jealous*

I am a iron man *saves people from danger*