Random RP of Dishwashers: The Sequel [ACTIVE]

Because this got deleted for some reason, I'm creating Dishwashers: The Sequel. Basically it's the same thing. ^^
For newcomers, a form is not needed for this roleplay. You can join or quit at anytime.
Instakills are allowed here, for it's completely random, and a character can always just magically reincarnate. So don't get mad at people for godmodding and powerplaying here. This is the place to do it.

Microsoft Paint was asleep in his den with Firefox and Control Panel.

Suddenly DOSBox rolled into the den, flattening Control Panel.

Firefox got angry when Google Chrome trotted into the den

Control Panel screamed and cried in agony. His last words were, "May Lord Gates accept me into the Recycle Bin!"

Microsoft came in and shrieked. "You've killed my grandson! You third-party scum!" With that Microsoft banned DOSbox from ever entering his den again.

Safari and iMovie were outside the den, glaring savagely at DOSbox. "Yes... Come over to Apple, DOSbox... You know you want to..."

Internet Explorer and Google Chrome sat down next to each other and talked about Firefox behind his back.

MS Paint drew crappy depressing pictures. "Nobody likes me," he whimpered pathetically.

Gimp went over to MS paint, and drew a realistic gun "Here You Go"

"Thank you," MS Paint thanked in solemn distress. He then pointed the gun to himself and shot himself.

Firefox eyes widened when it heard what everyone was saying about it.

Internet Explorer and Google Chrome were talking about how Firefox updates every single time you load it.

I'm faster... Firefox says under its breath

AVG heard that and gossiped about it to Chrome. "Pffft, yeah right," Chrome spat. "Maybe you could beat IE, but not me!"

A roasted turkey fell from the sky and killed Bill Gates, and thus all of the computer-related characters died of depression and loneliness. Thus the evil tyrant Steve Jobs arose and took the throne of God.

a momma cat got hit by a car.

Lord Jobs shot the cat's kittens and laughed evilly.

cancer kills Steve Jobs and it laughs

A cure for cancer was made.

(Yay! You've joined us! ^^)

But it was too late. Steve Jobs died, and for a millennium we call the Dark Ages of Modern Technology everything was wild. Little did everyone know that a knew leader would arise, one with ideas of democracy and complicated programming. This leader was Linux, who followed the god Linus Torvalds.

(I was supposed to join earlier, but I don't know what happened. XD ^^' Wonder why it got deleted.)

..Elephants watched amazed by this new technology mabob thingy..

Linux ate an elephant and restored the world's peace.

England was overjoyed by World Peace. Until they saw Germany again and got angry fast. They both started another war. -_-''

Linux shook his head, then a turkey shot Linus Torvald's face off and the world exploded.

England and Germany quickly got away in a star spaceship and instead they fought in there for another 1000 years before the universe exploded into pies and the world was reborn.

A Death Star destroyed the new universe.

until new molecules and atoms worked together and created a living ocean, and a prosperous civilization of people that were no bigger then two inches lived in huge glass bowls under the ocean.

Tiger Woods was one of them, who played underwater golf in a civilization that didn't find it boring.

not a single women wanted to be his wife.

The puppy watched the golf as if it was somebody using black magic.